i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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