He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
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I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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