I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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