whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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