So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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