Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
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30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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