i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
wanna go halves on a baby?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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