i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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