this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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