i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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