You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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