I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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