i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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