in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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