Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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