make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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