my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
