another moral hangover. fuck.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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