grandma shit on top of the toilet
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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