I don't think brook has ever known best
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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