Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
they're like a gay fantastic four
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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