Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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