whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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