yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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