evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
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Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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