I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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