what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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