Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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