I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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