I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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