The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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