Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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