i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I look better un-naked...
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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