seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
she pinky promised me she was 18
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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