...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
i think im in europe. pls send help
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
