we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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