idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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