Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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