So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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