we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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