i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
These tits shall not be calmed
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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