sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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