He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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