I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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