didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
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Can you bring me the toilet please
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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