she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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