My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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