I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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