thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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