Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Randomize
