Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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