my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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