this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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