Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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