And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
we're making bets on your personal life
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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