Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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