Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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